Yumm yumm

[skeletor]

First fry up since I left my parents over a year ago, can't believe it was so long ago since I had a proper breakfast





10 sausages
2 rashers of bacon
Fried potato
Scrambled Egg
Tin of baked beans
2 slices of toast

[sparksy]

looks yummy... no black pudding and steak though ?

[skeletor]

Don't eat black pudding and had no steak.

Didn't have any proper sausages either...had to settle for frankfurters...

[sparksy]

lol i like em.... you can get a whole bulk up in a tin you know..... i had one in spain...suprisingly it was ok..

[Revolver]

How the flippin heck do you eat that much? Really. The only thing I can eat a lot of now is rice and curry.

Funny thing with eating, went for a meal with the gf on Friday night. I decided I fancied a glass of red wine, she had white. When it came to ordering I couldn't manage much cos I nearly shat myself on the way there as it was. So I went for salmon. She went for steak. First thing is that the steak is the "blokes meal" and Salmon is looked at as a bit of a "womans meal". To top it off we got the wine backwards. The white should go with the fish but she had it with the steak, and the red should go with the steak but I had it with the fish.
As things go, I actually drank half of her wine after stating that I didn't want her to be over the limit when driving home

But overall, I think it is safe to say we got it all a little bit arse about face.

[skeletor]

I followed that breakfast up with a 600g steak pie and a kilo of potatoes and some peas and carrots and around 1.5pints of gravy. Lurrrvly.

[sparksy]

Funny thing with eating, went for a meal with the gf on Friday night. I decided I fancied a glass of red wine, she had white. When it came to ordering I couldn't manage much cos I nearly shat myself on the way there as it was. So I went for salmon. She went for steak. First thing is that the steak is the "blokes meal" and Salmon is looked at as a bit of a "womans meal". To top it off we got the wine backwards. The white should go with the fish but she had it with the steak, and the red should go with the steak but I had it with the fish.
As things go, I actually drank half of her wine after stating that I didn't want her to be over the limit when driving home

sry had to do a oo er edit of that..

I decided I fancied To shat myself , She went for arse about face.

To top it off we got backwards

First thing is that i looked at as a bit of a "womans arse.

the blokes should go with the fish

I actually drank half of her shat ,after stating that I didn't want her to be over the little blokes arse

steak and salmon are yummy... i dont care if im girly eating it.. its nicey and fresh tuna steak... nothing like tined tuna... more like ..well fish steak.. serve whith pepper sauce , some pasta whith seasoned peas and plenty of white chardonney

out of curiousity... do you nearlt poo your pants beacuse ..well you were just nearly touching cloth... or was it the price of the food... or was it the first date and you thought you may blow it....ha did it again blow it..

OO ER

[skeletor]

[Revolver]

Good ol Sparks. TWAT

I nearly shat myself because my stomach was twisting. No idea why, I had shit loads of beer and curry the night before so that could be something to do with it but never mind. Not a first date, that was ages ago that one lol.