I touch myself

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Oglaigh
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I touch myself

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Sitting in JD Weatherspoons in Leister,
Russian girl comes over to collect glasses,
Forest says to her"I touch myself, the dog came onto me, Ive got beastiality problems"
That look she gave you was priceless,

Funnyest thing Ive heard in a while Iam still laughing today :lol:
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Oh Forest...can't take you anywhere.
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What a fucking hilarious afternoon. Dont remember laughing so much in a long time.

Have to say though, the beastiality touching of himself was almost beate by an amazing rendition of Bon Jovi's 'Living on a Prayer' completewith Oggy high pitch cameo :lol:
"USP'd in the face from miles away Peter. You should be embarrassed." - Floodie 13/03/2012
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Was a savage weekend. Cheers again guys :) Rev's a hero.

I'm back btw. Ping seems to be 90+ on some servers though :O










And I was letting the Russian know my problems.
And nice one as well for joining in on me singing Livin On A Prayer. ;)
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