quiet

[Slimboy]

there has not been a post for a couple of days so i though i would just start a random one like this hope people reply

[sparksy]

yes it has been a bit quiet. i have been decorating i have had to wade thru 8.5 lires of spongbob/simpsons yellow pain as well as the re papering/rollering/light shade making glossing ( even though i told the now evident window licker on the paint mixing dept i didnt want gloss i wanted that acrilic based stuff..... just because my devil spawn baby pulled 5 litres of coffe coloured matt emulsion off the shelf in a plastic b+q tubb shattering on impacted and blasting my misses up here leg to face with paint...... is no excuse ..if i ask" not gloss"..it means i dont want gloss)

and i still have to fit a new underlay + carpet/put bunk bed back together/ make up new wardrobes/ bookshelf/ put toys back/ ....thats after the simpsons vspongbob squarepants hand painted mural is finished......being maried to an artist makes these things a little more work. i will be banging my head against a sharp object tommorow moring in the hope that it may be easyer that the rest of the day ahead........

[Slimboy]

looks like your having fun then sparx lol

[sparksy]

[PooNTaNG]

But apart from that, you really dont have much to do sparx!!! Sounds like the paint explosion would have been amusing to see. Also i think b+q have a window licker recruitment policy as we have one working on the paint dept in loughborough too. When me n the mrs were redecorating she obviously had to make up a colour herself (the ten thousand different colours wernt enough apparently!) and the potato head who was working the mixer machine forgot to fasten the lid properly. Cue a 2litre can of paint being shook all over the paint dept and the afore mentioned window licker! Result!

[skeletor]

Ha. Women never are happy with a choice of 20,000 colours. They always want fruits for some reason.

Peach is a fruit, not a fucking colour.

I still think you should of done a Mr Bean and shoved some dynamite in the tins of paint.

[MichaeLa]

[sparksy]

what was better was the window licker that turned up with two bits of cardboard and a bin bag to clean it up...... if i had been working in the paint dept i would have picked up the devil spawn out of the trolly and wiped up the mess with him.

[skeletor]

Then get home and tell the missus that he was rolling around in some paint he pushed on to the floor.

[PooNTaNG]

Where is everyone...?